(Source: b-a-c-o-n-s)
(Source: allwehearisladygaga)
- me: hey wanna play a game
- football player: um okay
- me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
- football player: will
- me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
- football player: u
- me: who had a little lamb?
- football player: mary
- me: who am i talking to?
- football player: me?
- me: hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOUR WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH! This is totally going to my blog
I miss my hubby :(
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOMAS MÜLLER!
I wanna say thanks…..
For all the love.
for all the hope.
for all the happiness and pride you’ve caused.
For the inspiration.
For being my mood booster and source of joy.
For being so adorable I can’t help smiling every single time :)
For the love you and Lisa have shown.
For the silly faces you’ve made.
For being my imaginary husband.
For everything you’ve ever given to me withou you even noticed.
May God bless you always with everlasting health, wealth, love, and happiness.
I will always support you no matter what had and will happen..
cause you’ve always had a very special place in my heart.
Love you forever and always, Germany number 13
